influence map

Okay..

Heres one of those Influence maps everyone else seems to be doin.
Now, im SURE im late with this, BUT putting this together is NOT an easy task. Quite frankly, I think I would need about 5 more of these to truly show all of my influences.

From left to right:
1.NOT the white chick with glasses, but what she represents: PORNOGRAPHY! Directing pornography is probably the ONE job I could get up in the morning for.
IF the world EVER got so religious as to ban porn, I would IMMEDIATELY go underground and start a resistance movement.

2. THE CROW. It was just such a great movie, with just an AWESOME soundtrack and I was so happy for Brandon Lee. Because it put him on the map. You guys gotta understand, when Bruce Lee died, EVERY FAN adopted his son! So his tragic death was just a double shot to the head. I fucking cried. Seriously.

3. George Carlin. Im influenced by many comedians because I love to laugh and im a comedy writer. NO one, with the exception of Chris Rock, makes the TRUTH of society so damn funny. George Carlin is NOT a comic genius. He is simply ingenious at making people laugh at he truth of their lies.

4. ALIENS. Most LOVED the movie, I love Sigourney Weaver and the movie. I have always had a thing for strong women and I DUG Sigourney weaver. Still do. She is the best action heroine ever for me. Maybe even the first? Well maybe Linda carter as wonder woman on TV.

5. “The man with no name” all of the great spaghetti westerns were good to watch, but “The man with no name “ series was the best in many opinions. Clint Eastwood is still the man after all these years, just watch Gran Tourino and you’ll see.

6. Tex Avery and Fred Quimby. This is REALLY about Tex Avery though. The man was a fucking comedic genius of his time. Watching his uncut stuff, which is hard to find but easier thanx to youtube, shows that he was ahead of his time.

7. Master Robert Bruce Lee. I don’t need to say anything else.

8. 1972 dodge charger. HEMI.

9. Conan drawn by john Buscema. Created by Robert E. Howard.
The ONE character who inspired me above ALL others. He was simple, he was honorable, he would KILL, but ONLY when you fucked with him. His adventures were many and great to read.

10. Bernie Mac. A GREAT comedian, worthy of being in the pantheon of THE GREATEST COMEDIANS. This man died FAR too soon. I shed a couple of tears that day folks.

11, heavy metal the movie. I remember the first time I watched it and I was just fucking blown away. It was just ..WOW.
If only the magazine was this good

12. The guy with the cigarette….is a young Chicago Redd.. AKA REDD FOXX. When it comes to RAW comedy, you have REDD FOXX and Andrew DICE Clay. That is IT.

13. Rocky balboa is the STANDARD for getting up, when ANYTHING beats you down
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14. The guy with the glasses is BIG John Buscema. ARTIST EXTRAORDINAIRE. Stories alone didn’t immortalize Conan, it was the art of John Buscema that sealed the deal.

15. Bugs Bunny. I mean he is just the fucking comedy icon.

16. Michael J. Jordan. The best that ever did it. BAR NONE.